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Table of Contents:
Water
Grade: F
Water will add more friction to the hand, there will be less pleasure.
Water and Soap
Grade: D
Its an alright lubricant to go with, it depends on what soap you are using. If you use any skin iratatting soap, you will not have a good time.
Jergens
Grade: B+
Good lubricant, especially for quick motions.
Aveeno
Grade: B
Underrated as fuck.
All Lotions With Menthol Base
Grade: C
Some might feel a burning sensation when you apply this.
Perfume Lotion
Grade: C+
Alright. Take a bath after if you don't want a good smelling dick.
Vaseline
Grade: A-
Greasy goodness. Hard to clean up afterwards but feels awe-amazing.
Vaporub
Grade: D
I don't reccomend this. Nor any other breathing aid paste as a masturbation lubricant.
Ammonium Lactate Lotion
Grade: C-
Feels alright but you have to re apply the shits every five seconds to get the smallest kick. Makes your dick white after a while, but its not permanent, and just goes away easily with a wet wipe.
Hand Sanitizers
Grade: F
Deserves to be lower than F. Obliterates your dick by the touch and gives you the worst pain ever in your pubes.
Maple Syrup
Grade: C
Good feeling lubricant, but is a living hell to clean up afterwards. Thank you Anon from /lounge/.
Olive Oil
Grade: F
Isn't very good lube and smells bad. Another thank you to Anon from /lounge/.
Urine
Grade: F
Stinks and like water.
Precum
Grade: A+
Smell described as "lusty" and pretty good feeling overall. Thanks to Anon from /lounge/.